The sorting ceremony, brought up to date

Which house would take you now?

The old quiz asked whether you were brave, clever, cunning or kind, and everyone answered as the person they'd like to be. This one only asks what you actually do with your evenings.

How it works

Not who you'd like to be

We never ask whether you're brave or clever. We ask what you're doing when nobody is watching, because that answer is much harder to dress up.

You can't guess the wiring

Every interest leads somewhere other than where it looks. There's no way to steer yourself towards the house you were hoping for.

You will have to choose

You don't get to keep everything you like. You have to decide what genuinely comes first, and the whole thing rests on that.

FROM THE MAKER

I build small quizzes like this one

I'm Nick. Occasionally I write about a new one, or about how these things get made — the idea, the model behind the scoring, what worked. No spam, unsubscribe whenever.

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